Oh no! Run!

The Edge then pointed out that all listeners of contemporary pop music are S.O.B.s.

I feel like the only person in the world who loved finding out that Snoke was a maguffin. I think it’s hilarious and delightful.

Poor Shershow!

Luke Skywalker - who’s kinda the protagonist of the whole thing - was on the Planet Dagobah to learn from Yoda to become a religious space knight. Yoda gave him a speech about how size doesn’t matter, and do or do not - there is no try. After that, Luke went to save his friends against Yoda’s wishes. You can probably…

The thing about NBC is, they always try to walk it in.

I’m worried this pilot is going to be so bad, after watching we’ll all be disappointedly asking each other :

So they’re *literally* trying turning it off and then back on again?

Goddamn auteurs.

Don’t worry Danny, it’s all part of Xenu’s plan.

holy shit, a protagonapath?

So, did the writer get the whole “Argentinian man living in Spain” thing?

Being an Australian, it took me a long time to realise that tipping is something Americans do so that servers don’t die broke. Over here, we just pay a living wage. Sometimes people tip, if the servers go above and beyond, and a lot of places have tip jars at the counter, which mostly operate as a convenient way to…

If someone gives me shitty service I’m not going to tip them 20%

so you’re cheap then. Cool.

I was going to go with “Kind adventurers! That’s the goblin that stole my child, please challenge him!”

It sounds like the start of a Rodney Dangerfield routine that ends with Rodney firing the guy because the agent could only find him solo work.

The fing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

did you see that ludicrous display last night?

The final sentence originally read, “Hanks then asserted his right of proma nocte.”