Honestly how did they not do “The Unkar Plutt Diet”? The key is to eat one quarter portion.

This guy makes Dan Harmon look like Ron Howard.

No it is, but it’s 100% Cacao. It was a “Monkey’s Paw” type scenario.

 He’s in it, but he’s disabled.

It’s like Die Hard, but with an indestructible man.

 Yeah, fair enough. I still don’t think that kid has the charisma to pull it off though.

So from what I gather, Han cares about the war now? So his arc from A New Hope doesn’t count? I’m sad now.

All you need is bacon and garlic. If I had bacon and garlic to help in the prep, I’d eat my beloved cat in some sort of post apocalyptic scenario.

For forks sake I love this show. It’s like if “Rick and Morty” didn’t have a toxic fan base. So funny and so deep. Fingers crossed for the finale.

Yeah, but you’ll regret giving up the animation rights.

I’ve never really gotten the cosplay thing... but I’ll be damned if Darwin isn’t an inspired choice.

This is primarily a movie treat, but throw a box of Nestle Buncha Crunch in to buttered popcorn and thank me later.

Live-action “Sword in the Stone” remake? Goddamit Disney.

 You just don’t like anybody, do you?

Didn’t Ms Swift herself try to copyright the phrase “This sick beat”? That would be a cornerstone of my counterargument.

Did you ask why Ross, as the largest friend did not simply eat the other five?

It’s in the way that you use it!/ comes and goes...

Pfft. That’s a party fry school.

I’m going to assume David Fricke gave this quote 5 stars.

Hey! Joey Joe Jo!