I'm going to regret clicking on the video aren't I?

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

If there was ever a perfect heel in wrestling, it's the Nature Boy. I wish him a speedy recovery, and I hope he knows his legacy is secure. Anywhere in the world whenever a wrestler executes a knife-edge chop, the arena will always reverberate with his signature WHOOO!

Sub Carolina Reapers for Oxycontin and you have his nightly routine for keeping the demons away at night.

Black Francis.

*Begins writing first draft of "Back to School" reboot starring Fred Willard*

Nobody else made a MP reference, what else am I supposed to do?

Where'd they get the coconuts?

I'm pretty sure it's a regional dish from where my mom's family comes from in central Mexico, although it could be a family recipe. It's the one thing I need to learn how to make before she dies. Which hopefully won't be for a long time.

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

My favorite thing my mother makes is chorizo and diced potato tacos with a chili spiced corn tortilla (handmade of course). Topped with a bit of salsa and cotiha cheese. It's amazing how something so simple can be so good.

Aww bfred, I've been called a greasy troll too. It never stops hurting. So what we do is grease ourselves up real good, go under a bridge and eat anyone who can't answer our three riddles!

He thinks he deserves a va-jay-jay upgrade. He doesn't. He's not Tom Brady. Shut it down.

"How much? Fuck it, just throw it on the pile."

Does asking "Who's a good boy?" not count?

"The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!"

Come on FJ. If done correctly, no can defense.

The last scene was literally Jaden Smith hypnotising the villain before hitting him with what looked like a live action version of Guile's Sonic Kick from Street Fighter II. I can't think of a movie remake that missed the point of the original more than this one.

I use a Louisiana-style sauce as my base, add Tabasco for heat and acidity, Sriracha for flavor and a touch of honey to balance it all out. The honey makes it a slow burn without it blasting your tastebuds all at once.

But what if they hit the Powerball jackpot? It'll take a big chunk of their theoretical cash!