The A.V Club

Where Jackie Chan at right now!?

It should obviously be "My Country Tis' of Thee" which is basically a dis song.

Doesitmatter is decrying our nations song. It's a very good song, ask anyone….Sad!

You've won this round, but let's go toe-to-toe on Bird Law and see who comes out the victor…

You should drink more malk. You're clearly suffering from a Vitamin R deficiency.

But he's so cute! And look at how well he dances!- Chris Brown's fans

God I hate these faux-tough guys. All tatted up as if that means anything. Constantly needing to prove themselves, yet their toughest fights are against women half their size. Getting into a fight in the first place is no way to prove anything. I really hope he serves the full punishment. But since he's rich and…

Jesus Fucking Christ. Gene Wlider was one of my favorite human beings. He elevated everything he was in, even "Will and Grace", which I despised was made better through his presence. His work with Mel Brooks is obviously unimpeachable, not to mention his films with Richard Pyror. Add into that Willy Wonka… This…

Business is about to pick up!

The man was gifted with a melody and incomparable with a hook. He was also a great patron of the arts, and the very definition of a self made man. Even though I personally gravitated towards American and British rock n roll, his music was always around in my childhood. Be it weddings,funerals or birthdays he was…

That's awesome. I'm actually from Atlanta.

If this guy just wanted to defend a friend of his, there is a way to do that. "I don't believe my friend is capable of this behavior based on my years of knowing him." however, he chose to go on a misguided rant which paints every survivor of sexual assault as a liar first and a victim second. This is one of the worst…

BIG CHEDDAR

I love the hoops these guys jump through to justify their crimes. If at any point the women you're fucking stops moving? Maybe stop having sex with them? Just an idea.

Is it wrong to want to see him get the piss beaten out of him in his first fight because of his hubris?

Whataburgers are located in like 3 states Xandy. Stop lording it over us.

And yet you still weren't satisfied.

Whooo! Eat it Xanderpuss! She's one of us!

I legitimately thank you guys for making me feel less weird. I love you all.