I'm writing in the headless reanimated corpse of Spiro Agnew!

And it gets better with age. The running jokes become funnier and the structure pays off more.

What a hot take!

"Oh well, you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon; oh my, Well for example… It's the ship that made the Kessel run in fewer than 12 parsecs. In my opinion, the ship will find a way for you old man.

You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here…

Never tell him the odds kid!

I would kill for one of the training lightsabers found in the EU. They only give you a mild electric shock if you get hit with them. Fun for all ages!

They should've employed the Chewbacca Defense.

Sure, but if she saw a Hitmonchan she'd be all over it.

If I had to guess, I would assume that Morty found a way to freeze time and split the timelines as in "A Rickle in Time". Therefore Rick found a way to escape the Federation prison in a timeline where he's a cockroach and everyone else is a mouse.

Because they have a strong bond…

No. Charlotte was a selfless hero who saved the life of one of the noblest creatures in literature. Ivanka would be one of Templeton's kids.

I really liked those tracks."Head Carrier" in particular would've fit in nicely on "Bossanova". And Paz and Black Francis's harmonies really recapture the haunting beauty of the old days. I never thought I'd be excited for a Pixies record without Kim, but I'm really looking forward to this.

I am Jack's total lack of self-awareness.

Goddamn it HDB, don't make me like them.

*hides raspberry jam*

Pornography? At Starbucks? Oh! How delightfully droll!

Repetitiveness is my job. My job, repetitiveness is my job!

"Gentlemen, to evil".

That slumdog bastard twisted us all!