20 white elementary school children were gunned down in a suburban neighborhood in Connecticut. If that didn't mobilise voters into action, what makes you think they would care about a bunch of LGBT Latinos? Guns are here to stay.Now if you'll excuse me, I need to talk to some booze about this.

"A stygian pool, reeking of ineffable and intolerable horror"

Everybody knows rock attained perfection in 1974, it's a scientific fact!

"It's Raining Men"

Yeah, it and "Wizard and Glass" are the only books in the series that are grounded enough to be done live action IMO.

As much as I give the "Dark Tower" film adaptation a 50/50 shot at being good, it really should be an animated series. Early 90's anime style, it's the only way to capture how crazy the series gets after the first book.

Good old China, always making a sure we have unnecessary sequels to movies that never should've been made in the first place. It's actually kind of comforting.

Not if you're highly functional!

I know that. You call them chuswazzers.

The last time I saw Adam Lazzara he looked like he had gained a bunch of weight. I guess someone was (puts on sunglasses) Taking Back Sundaes to his room.

*stealthily walks towards laptop, boots up Final Draft*

And in future news… Ahnoni is dead!

Hey, Wha Happened? - Chinese Lego Store manager

From the mouths of skeleton kings comes wisdom.

That's your answer to everything.

He very wisely rejected the name Zowie Bowie. Protip: don't name your child under the influence of cocaine.

I'm very conflicted about this. On one hand I want to support all things Bowie, yet I dont want to encourage Hollywoo's total lack of ideas. What am I to do?

My theory is that Michael Bay is a cyborg, and in his eyes people are merely lines of code that need to be perfected .

Godspeed.

I'm a Mexican male, so I'm well aware of the harm racism does. I don't need you or anyone else to agree with me, and believe it or not… I have no problem with you whatsoever. I called you defensive because literally every comment I've seen on this thread has been you with your shields up. If we have no beef between…