Never seen this dude's work. But if it's a prequel, why would Han be the confident rogue we know and love? The character should be smart and capable, but full of self doubt. Only after he gets himself out of a few hundred jams should he have the balls to say something like "She's fast enough for you old man." I hope…

I have a solution, replace Tina with Kim Deal. There, I just made the Talking Heads reunion possible and a hundred times more awesome.

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Counterpoint: He's obviously a huge fan of the Simpsons. We all saw how that turned out.

I'm on my second beer, so not anymore!

Bob Hope is God is Jesus in "Jesus, Enough Already!"

How else is a kid supposed to learn about pegging?

Yeah, my dad was a huge Stallone and Schwarzenegger fan. I spent a lot of my formative years watching ultra-violent shoot-em-ups. I think it all depends on the child. I would hope most children at that age would know the difference between fantasy and reality.

My brother legitimately did that. His son is 7.

Little Richard's plan seems to be to outlive everyone who was influenced by him or ripped him off outright.

I fear we'll find him dead in his bunk.

Freddie Prinze Jr. *drops mic*

A 30 year old Englishman's best approximation of a teenage girl's first orgasm.But you know, bad.

Dude, you can't tell me Page's solo isnt thrilling.

"HE GETS RESULTS! YOU STUPID CHIEF JUSTICE!"

It's a descending scale in the key of A, see also; "Brainstew" by Green Day or "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" by the White Stripes. Jimmy Page is a known thief of music. But between this and the "Blurred Lines" suit, I'm not sure any judge is qualified to rule on these matters

I think I read that in high school, But definitely up there. See also Stephen King's short story "The End of the Whole Mess".

Harriet Tubman: Vampire Hunter

The rendering of those monsters on that film was incredible. The makeup team in particular.

Having googled it, I'd probably be a combination of "Roast Beef" and Phillipe.