He'll be working concessions.

Two gimmicks enter, One gimmick leaves!

Damn Jack Bauer, you really are the man.

He's not a geek, he's a rock n' roll clown who does cocaine. What more did you expect?

*starts slow clap*

Fuck You 2016.

Thank You?

The waters of Lake Minnetonka were pure and clear. One wonders why anyone ever left, until they swam in it. The typhoid answered the rest.

Welsh doesnt obey your "rules" it's free, like me babe

Sigruuuh geh hil! (yes)

So Prince is secretly the RZA?

"What's a stupid thing you believed?: Nobody in the first Star Wars could act their way out of a paper bag"

Spoiler Alert: The entire memoir is in an unpronounceable language .

At least he's a scientist by that point.

When will we elect representatives who will fight for the people and not be at the beck and call of Big Magic?

Indiana Jones and the Nurses Are Stealing From Me

"Lord Murdercock and the Kill Beasts" would be an amazing name for an all-girl metal band.

Dikachu is Christopher Walken?

"They task me, and I will have them."
- Alan Dershowitz

Awww, I can't stay mad at you.