Shut up Leonard! I know about your crooked wang!

The only way to get real Mexican food in the U.S is to have Mexican friends and go to their house for dinner.

Asylum fantasy worlds can't melt steel beams!

*scribbles* kill wealthy dowager…got it!

I'm up for playing guitar, but I'll need 5k$ a day and my Alfa Romeo in advance.

Sure you're "with it" now, but wait until they change what "it" is. Then what you're "with" won't be "it", and what is will be weird and scary to you.

I read a profile of him a while back, and he comes across as a bit of a sociopath. I wouldn't be surprised if these allegations were true. Kesha's move should be to give her music away for free under a different moniker. The idea to release a bunch of albums of non-commercial music was pretty much torpedoed when…

A subsidiary of the Squim Group: "We Keep You Alive"

I'm going all in for True Romance era Christopher Walken. He's the only actor who could give my sparkling wit justice. Him or Sir Ian McKellan. Edit: Jeff Goldblum because I've been compared to him on a few occasions.

"Penises, penises and lollipops/ big floppy penises just won't stop/ penises, penises and lollipops/ unicorn on top!" love this guy.

if you play it the right way, does it become good? Because she's awful.

To everyone who feels this film is all style no story; Citizen Kane: rich white dude makes money, runs for office, dies alone. Annie Hall: neurotic comedian falls in love gets dumped. Star Wars: bored kid finds out he's special, saves the galaxy. A film is not its elevator pitch.

*googles Rachel Bloom* Me….bunk..etc.

I totally agree Lana. If it were up to me I would've put him in GP in prison and let nature take its course. But dude still makes a ton of money touring, so clearly there's a market for the guy.

we all know he's a piece of sentient garbage, why give him more attention?

it's almost as if they're a diverse group of people! but seriously, who do you think his target audience is?

I do enjoy Hunx and his Punx, but I want him to realise that most black women actually do forgive him. Most of my friends at the restaurant I work at are either black women or black gay men. They mainly do forgive Chris Brown for some reason. I've postulated the fact that he's a very expendable person, but they…

I plead the fifth.

Am I a bad person because I laughed and said out loud, "Go fuck yourself Scalia. I'll see you in hell." ?

"What's my name? SMURF YOU! That's my name! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Smurfdai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar SMW. That's my name!!