So you don't actually like music, and we should disregard your opinions.

That's what makes it brilliant.

I would honestly love to hear The Breeders cover this song. But the fact she says "Taylor Swift doesn't get to sing this song! " just upsets me. So Alex Turner doesn't get to sing songs about heartbreak because he's much better looking than me?

How do you feel about Dylan? Or Elvis Costello? Or Neil Young? Or Jack White for that matter? Most personal songwriting is about being bitchy to another person. You don't write good songs about being nice to people.

If you're nasty.

Shhh…next thing you know we'll be analyzing "Alison" by Elvis Costello

Don't get me wrong, there's a few reasons to hate Taylor Swift: she's incredibly privileged, sheltered, connected etc. But she's also preternaturally gifted with a melody and she can write a hook.

Testicles of doom in his room yeah he's upset about something that you said but he doesn't get songwriting like I do…

I believe I did, but if it wasn't clear I apologise.

I believe i did, but if wasn't clear I apologise. P.S had to edit because my phone froze.

"Sometimes me and Paul would just sit around and say, let's write us a swimming pool"
-John Lennon

My main point was about her distaste towards said lyrics, she seems to be saying pretty girls like TS don't get to be the underdogs. But it's a story song, so you shouldn't assume the singer is the narrator. She's projecting her feelings towards all the skinny pretty girls that she didn't like and assuming they never…

This song is pretty brilliant in it's structure, being that it's a story song in the vein of classic country. If it was Johnny Cash or Willie Nelson,it'd be a different story. This terribly unfunny comedian seems to be projecting her hate for girls like the songwriter onto her feelings for the actual song. Taylor…

No, i hate "girlfriend" because it's is structurally repugnant. Just resolve the melody/riff for fuck's sake!

The best thing about that film was the little edible spiders they gave out at the premiere. *spider crawls away*. Wait a minute…edible spiders don't crawl, EDIBLE SPIDERS DONT CRAAWWWLLLL!

I think it's a "damned if you do, damned if you don't thing" here. If you stay completely faithful to the book, it's a four hour film. As for doing something original with the story,the only two sequences in the film I've ever heard people praise (the first two Dr.Manhattan sequences) are lifted directly from the…

*hangs head in shame* I guess I owe you a life debt now.

Their language is called Shariwook jerk! *prepares for beatings*

"I can arrange that! "
*plucks out Chewie's eye*

"It's kind of a romantic song… all the monsters dancing, enjoying each others company…holding their evil in check."