Don’t boost the Kinja mentions of The SubBlog That Shall Not Be Named, lest it be allowed to stick around and fester like a wound.

Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?

I’m thinking about it—what if we were able to present the opinion of someone affected by Castro without commentary, while also holding the belief that Saudi Arabia’s rights record and Guantanamo are bad? That’d be wild. If only it were possible...

You are a very dumb motherfucker.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

No Love.

No it has not been "always about politics." This is objectively wrong. It has been about "not directly sports" related topics, trending mostly towards male interest topics. It has never been Gawker 2.0 which is what it is becoming.

With that many trips to the Fifth, I wish he mixed it up along the way like Tron Carter. One, two, three, four, FIF!

I look at it like a band I used to listen to that changed their sound to something I can’t quite vibe to anymore. That’s alright with me, despite me not being interested in their new direction.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

“NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX”

As long as we can keep complaining about kinja.

The only dirty thing here is Klay Thompson’s goatee, which should be arrested and launched into the sun on some sort of sun rocket. There is no guarantee it will be destroyed. In fact, there’s a good chance that the goatee manages to hijack the rocket and use the sun’s gravity and an altered trajectory to find its way…

Can’t wait to not be able to take public transit and brave the busiest interchange in the south and not find parking to overpay to see one of the most dismal teams in MLB history while sitting next to a bunch of old money assholes with funny sounding voices. But at least I won’t have to see black people out the window…

Underrated and overrated are the worst categories in sports journalism. “Is Steph Curry’s defense better or worse than your perception of the public’s perception of Steph Curry’s defense?”

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

Papi u mad