I mean, New Yorkers who vote Republican exist.

I genuinely enjoyed Stardew Valley’s fishing. Probably the only fishing minigame I’ve spent any real time with. (FFXIV’s is an honorable mention since I leveled it, but it’s at best ‘inoffensive’ rather than fun)

Get a better actress, you say? I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Lupita is RIGHT THERE. They’ve got time to rewrite things now. God knows Disney and Marvel have the money to reshoot the shit out of this thing. Write her out. Make Lupita the new Black Panther instead. Problem solved.

My favorite Paul Rudd movie is the one where he’s not even really acting, he’s just being Paul Rudd, banking on his inexplicable but undeniable screen presence and the fact that everyone who doesn’t outright love Paul Rudd is at least very much okay with Paul Rudd.

So are you offering to fight Butler then since he’s “fake tough” or....

That is a hilarious answer.

No “e. All of the Above.” ?

The thing about Perd Hapley is that he was a journalist named Perd Hapley who always stated the obvious, much like I’m doing right now.

I am a life long comic book nerd but up until a few years ago if someone said “The Eternals” I would say “Who?”. 

You are totally right. I honestly thought it had done tepidly but in retrospect that’s so far off base, I’m not sure what I was thinking of. 

Captain Marvel made a billion dollars. And Endgame was almost complete by the time it released (they came out like two months apart). Carol’s role was modest in Endgame because she’s insanely overpowered, and for the time being it’s best to keep her on the sidelines and use her as a last resort, lest she become a…

Oh sure, they can have a wizard, but still nobody can explain what the hell a comptroller is?

What you have to understand about Conservatism is at its core, it is about preserving an in-group protected by the law but not bound by it, and an out-group bound by the law but not protected by it.

This is apparently going to be shocking: Abusers typically don’t abuse people who can actually hurt them. I have no doubt prominent people didn’t know how bad he was, because he can’t actually abuse them without harming himself, and the people who he does abuse would be too intimidated to tell anyone else.

It seems a lot of artists have this perception that if they make good, or at least popular art, all of their other actions should be forgiven. That their music, or movies, or books, somehow absolves them of their crimes. 

the actual murderer? You guessed it:

If they had just shaved like 4 minutes off the end of that multiple Smiths fight (right around where the CG starts to look extra Shrek-tastic) it would be much more fondly remembered.

My immediate thought re- the MET Gala was that she was there to cultivate some support from rich liberals looking to boost their progressive bona fides by donating to a wildly popular grassroots progressivist candidate.

oh noes she failed an impossible purity test, we’d better eat her

Samuel L. Jackson coming back for one line , to call him “Spicoli” made the episode an A- alone.