elcubanator
ElCubanator
elcubanator

When you get sick with covid who the fuck do you think you are spreading it to? You think you’re givin’ it to rich white karen? No you’re giving it to your parents, your kids, your neighbors basically you are putting your own people at risk.

The real shame of it all is watching Waititi breeze in and eat Gunn’s lunch like it was nothing, I agree.  Gunn is a damn good director but Ragnarok is just this insane blend of somehow the funniest and prettiest Marvel movie at the same time.  Right after that amazing Surtur chain sequence you get the gorgeous shot

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I liked the meta end-credits scene on patience and the little, “how more of these?”

Park’s delivery of that bit is pure perfection

Alternate interpretation: Joe Rogan got horse worms from doing something that exposes one to horse worms, and he took horse worm medication for that.

My personal favorite MCU quote

I’m quite partial to

Sorry but the best joke in the MCU is the Thor/Surtur conversation where the chains keep rotating Thor out of eye contact.

I think it’s fucking ridiculous that we allowed a bunch of racists to commandeer the sign for “okay”. It sets a precedent that they can potentially do this for whatever other sign they want. This was a well established symbol way before these morons, or straight up trolls on 4chan, started this shit.

It literally is a white man attacking a black man. The Root didn’t make it that. It is that.

It’s just a willful misrepresentation of Socialism to imply that it’s mandated poverty for everyone. It’s a VERY FOX NEWS slant. As long as you’re actually contributing according to your income, then guess what? You’re still participating in socialism! Ta daaaaaa.... But firm grasps on issues and calm understanding

Who knows what tatoo technology is like in this universe. They probably are way quicker and less painful. 

Okay, I could compare and parse his original comments with his addendum, but I actually just don’t give a shit.

That’s the less offensive version. It was originally “Mrs. Mrs. Michael Che.”

I read its wikipedia page and the TV Tropes article so yeah I’m sort of an expert.

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I think he’s in a police band or something.

Where’s Sting?

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I’m sorry; I don’t see Gandolfini being able to fit into the show.

Or you could just....I dunno, relax and not take it so seriously?

“I didn’t even want to be in them,” he continued, while visibly perspiring. “Who wants money and fame in some of the biggest movies of our time? I’m happy watching the old stuff anyways, back before it got mainstream. I definitely didn’t audition for the new ones, and never heard back, ahaha, why do you ask? Oh, you