He’s cooler than the other side of the pillow.

This can not be said enough:

Whoa calm down there with your kinky fantasies, Suzyn. 

I like him because I don’t take myself too seriously. And hearing plenty of interviews with him he knows what he’s doing. It’s goofy and certainly not for everybody but I prefer that to some psycho like Jack Edwards or Tommy Heinsohn who scream bloody murder every time a call goes against the home team

You can’t stop John Sterling, you can only hope to contain him.

Very surprised Drew didn’t mention the 1972 Dolphins in his “what has always sucked” section. Those motherfuckers are the worst kind of Boomers, rooting for the failure of Millennials while spewing that “back in my day” bullshit.  

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

THE RAIDERS ARE COMING

Good luck, please remember to take time for yourself to grieve and release some of this emotional baggage from the garbage you have to take in and communicate to all of us. Your efforts are appreciated while also recognized as being a finite resource.

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

Am I the only guy who thinks of this guy when they talk about Peterman at QB?

Well you just described the M5 just as it’s always been and had always been marketed for.

My brother in law is a Jets fan.  Talk about a guy who makes poor life choices. 

Southern Europeans being considered “white” is a relatively recent phenomenon.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Show of hands - who else read this headline and their first thought was “Wow, I figured they would still be on XP”?

Mr. Ed had a better Wilbur, too.

People dress up for Ruth’s Chris?