Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

It’s okay, we all get a little upset when we don’t think our dongs measure up. 

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

OH MY GOD SHE CLAPPED! THINK OF THE OPPONENTS! ETHICS IN GOALSCORING! THEY’RE CELEBRATING! ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!

She’s scoring a lot of points, but averages less than an assist per game. I’m sure her coaches would like to encourage her to spread the ball around more, but she’s probably not used to having teammates who are also capable of scoring. Therefore, Han shoots first.

Fuck the people who hate on the F50. I think it looks awesome! It has that racecar for the street look that still looks awesome today

It Hertz to rent a car now.

People forget that Scandinavian countries have a long, sordid past of imperial conquest and racism. Does the Dutch East India company ring a bell?

I may just pack up the wife and kids and take a road trip.

Supervillain?  Give me a brake.  He’s an asshole.

Look, he couldn’t help it, it was a bonus stage:

Some might want to laugh, but this is exactly how it went and we all know it.

THe Holy Roman Empire was ended by Napoleon Bonaparte, a century before WWI.

Have you ever considered that the one common element unifying all of those negative interactions is actually you?

CHP: We are closing the highway to the danger zone.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

In any other timeline, Raphael Cruz having dinner with a guy from Brazil would be highly combustable internet comment fodder for right wing blogs.

“Car enthusiasts are a deeply miserable lot, almost endemically unhappy about everything...”

Optima control is definitely Kia’s Forte.