This dude has all the confidence of the average freshman member of a College Republican chapter—which means he feels little need to prep, as he just “knows” the things he needs to know prior to entering a debate forum, and will be able to crush his opponent ‘neath the weight of his logic and incontrovertible facts.

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

That’s a price that doesn’t Sting! I only have Forte dollars in my wallet. But I’ll need to do some Soul searching before I find my Optimal next car.

Sports are trashy tabloid reality TV shows for men.

People want to follow him, like they said, so with the support of the people he could easily become King.

absolutely I’d like to say i was boycotting out of my strong moral fortitude, but I’ve always just hated when people nonsensically remove letters from words

To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.

Plus as a Yankees fan I’m tired of seeing all of our best young  players wearing interior lineman numbers

Why?

Honestly, this article makes me really like Carlos Vela. He spent a long time in Europe, played for some big clubs, had some success, and apparently never seemed to really give much of a shit or like it all that much. Now he makes a lot of money, plays relatively low stakes soccer where he’s the best guy on the field…

Well, given that he married three basic models, I’d disagree on that point

Eighty-Six Happiness

Only one letter separates writer and waiter, after all, and the salaries are about the same.

which revealed the site’s intention to provide the online training—which is valued at $55,000 a year, per the Tribune

TLDR: Keep all your safety equipment, I want to die in a glorious fireball like my supercar owning forefathers.

Anyone offended by the idea of US service-members sitting around doing nothing all day has never actually been in the military.

One of those truly seminal moments* that justifies all the dumb shit involved in following sports.

Lots of cheap punches to the back of the head, but I guess that’s what they do.

Great, now we’re going to spend the whole 2020 campaign with Republicans whining about these Telfair queens.