Bannon is more of a “funny” uncle...

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

I am certain Tilda first composed her emails on parchment with a silver pen and inkwell, and it is her assistants that typed it into the computer

That’s not for beginners is it?

When I worked in a feminist sex shop, we frequently used them (and the vibrators) as imaginary microphones for singing along to Lauryn Hill and whatnot.

I did once see a guy whapped in the head with a Thor dildo. He had to get treated for a concussion.

All I can think of is Tilda Swinton in The Beach, demanding morning sex with a young Leo D after sorta pegging him already...

I’m sorry. I hope that if they catch him, you get the chance to beat him bloody with a rubber penis.

Its ok. We know.

WARRIOR PRINCESS GIF PARTY!!

Silicone rubber is weighty stuff! Put that fist, or any glittery pink wang substitute, on the end of a long string & then whip it at someone’s head? *WHOMP*

It was just the story I needed today to end my shitty week at work. Glorious!

I am interested in this Penis Mightier.

Penis mightier.

***I love this story with one million Stars and Hearts***

So within the Run, Hide, Fight scenarios...fight first if you have the right kind of fists.

I’ve been getting some mileage out of this:

Quelle surprise a rich white woman fails to understand why Asians are mad about her playing a role that was originally written for an Asian. And then proceeds to pull and Asian version of I have a black friend.