Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

This really bothers me...I’ve also read articles that said that when cheerleaders complain, other cheerleaders tell them how many women would kill to be underpaid eye candy for professional teams. Blows my mind.

“I don’t know many people who borrowed money for an undergraduate degree”

I know you’re posting in earnest, and I know that you are a regular commenter (and I am just a lowly mostly-lurker), but I wish you would consider that you come across as kind of judgmental in the way you’ve approached this thread. It’s okay that you are in an upper middle class bubble where most people you know never…

It’s not common in my experience. I only know two people who didn’t need to take out a loan for undergrad.

You are a dork.

Nothing to be afraid of. If you run the pic though one of those apps that shows how someone will age, you get this:

A little young to be drinking isn’t he?

ew, they don’t know about freeze and smile yet?? gtfo of my belly if you cant snap a dec selfie

I swear to god you stole my ultrasound picture and posted it...we referred to him as The Predator until he was born. He refused to turn the other way, too.

Any excuse to share my Shrek-ogre baby. My ogre and their demon would have the most incredible babies. Arranged marriages are cool, right?

Baby looks like it’s wearing a Lucha Libre mask!

Mine looked like a one eyed heroin addict.

He is expected to be the GOP front runner in 2052

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand I am never sleeping again.