Ticketmaster, is that you?

The RIAA would love for you to use their formula but also, fuck them and their creative accounting.

Seriously, is Tom Selleck going to get sued for cheating old people out of their homes via reverse mortgages?

He did indeed.

I’m confused as to why it’s “disappointing” that David did the ad. He was paid to make a commercial. Crypto is risky as hell. It’s not an investment, it’s gambling. Sometimes people win, lots of people lose. No one knew FTX was a scam until it all fell apart. Unless there’s more to this story than you are reporting…

Hey don’t blame Larry he tried to warn yall 

This is not a real thing. Gaslighting, ghosting, cuffing, and amateur diagnoses of “narcissism” are trite pseudo-phenomena that used to exist only on the gaudy, shaming covers of COSMOPOLITAN magazine. Thanks to the interwebs, such tropes are ubiquitous and given longer tails than they deserve. Cosmo has a long…

I thought “snow globing” was going to be more along the lines of “gerbiling”. 

Apple already has my medical and financial info, they know my workouts and my whereabouts, they see all my texts and emails, they know what I like on XVideos. Am I really going to pretend to be concerned about them knowing what I look at on the App Store? Send me my $17 share of the billion dollar Class Action…

Apple when they received news of the class action: oh no! I hope they take cash LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

The thing is, there are plenty of other ways to get stoned besides smoking the flower. Vape pens don’t have a lingering smells, edibles, THC drinks etc. I primarily take edibles, you’d have no idea I was stoned unless I acted like it, or told you. There’s no trace of weed on me.

Planes Trains and Automobiles is the only Thanksgiving movie you need.

How do you comment without reading the article”

I’ve used a LifeSpan walking treadmill for a number of years for computer work.

Showers won’t be noticeably colder, but depending on tank size, they will be noticeably shorter.

You forgot vats of acid & dead hookers. 

I gently pull the lower lid away from the eye to form a little pocket that I drop the eye-drop into. Works well since I cannot stand anything touching my eye. I even do this with glasses on.

“Paint the pacman ghosts on your walls... It’ll look awesome”

Reminds me of Mario World.

About shopping at the wrong time of day: if you live in a place with a 24-hour grocery and you have a schedule that permits it (like shift work), try shopping in the middle of the night. It is the absolute bar-none best time to be in the store.