This story has a couple of problems before you even get into the scenario.

That’s the “parable” part here. You, reader of this stupid fucking email, are not the rich guy. You know you’ve been getting free beers and unless you want that GRAVY TRAIN to jump the tracks you’d better keep your fucking mouth shut about these goddamn rich people tax cuts. Got it?

“Schieß dem Fenster” ... and now the sanctuary building is going to need a ****load of screen doors.

“I’m actually enjoying Fear of the Walking Dead more.”

Wasting precious bullets on the windows was just baffling. What was the point?

• Am I wrong, or did Rick have like 30 minutes or so to shoot Negan from his spot behind the barricade in the lead-up to the gunfight? Seems like he should have done that.

Sorry to break the illusion for you, guys, but he would *never* sell it in a pawn shop. He was doing two things:

Superman’s suit is definitely something that belongs in the Smithsonian, not in a pawn shop.

Sounds to me like you’re doing that whole parenting thing right!

This is the method I plan to follow too.

I’m a big fan of freedom and context teaching. I have no trouble with a swearing kid as long as they understand where it’s not appropriate.

I allow our 13 and 10 yr old to swear with a few stipulations... They can’t swear at their friends, there can be consequences for swearing at me, their mother doesn’t like to hear it, and I don’t want to be called into the principal’s office to tell the school that I don’t care that they swore in school.

We have a swear jar in our house. Whenever we have spare change, we put it in the jar and cuss loudly.

Hey, I like this a lot.