Based on government research, fat people fart more than skinny people, so to address the obesity epidemic that is contributing to global warming, all blue jean manufactures must produce a nominal waist size of 28inches. Skinny jeans will save the day.

“IIHS says that roughly half of all fatal crashes occur between dusk and dawn.”

A seatbelt would make the bike more dangerous. Now instead of being thrown against an object with your entire body weight and momentum, now add the mass of a 600lb plus machine.

A future where rocks, bugs, and other such projectiles do not hit faces nor skin? A future where unexpected monsoons do not appear?

They shall be called “Fiscally Responsible” or “Leasers”

Under 30K for the Pentastar 3.6L w/ 292HP, and the popular equipment group. Trunk big enough to hold 9 dead crack whores, and a couple cases of beer