When I was a lil bay-bay, my family was at Aldi and I found a big bin of hardcover books that were like 10 for a buck. I picked out Treasure Island and read the whole thing in one afternoon. For years, I prided myself in that accomplishment, only, years later, to pick up the book and realize it was an abridged piece…

It's almost like they're pandering for clicks.

We'll ALL be dead by then.