Literally dead

Real Tom was stuck in the mysterious land of missing things aka in between couch pillows after jumping on one too many of them. Grammy’s 2016 Tom was a double, graciously provided by the church of Scientology. Everybody gets one after reaching level 7286.

Amanda’s nasal voice annoyed me more than the failed marketing gimmick. And Becca’s (fake?) tan. Holy mother of cheeseballs.

Becca is the girl who used the “I need to go get my lip gloss or something” comment with Jojo following close behind when Jubilee tried to approach the girls. It blew my mind because she’s always been a sweet, boring plain Jane to me.