Yes. It’s okay though, I have reached the point where sometimes I can’t even clarify for other people whether I’m being sarcastic or sincere.

I thought this was a Burning Man story for a minute.

Is Elliot Tyrell, too? The way she looked at him... she wasn’t asking “who are you” she seemed to be asking “who are you now?”

I have just seen some shit, man. SEEN SOME SHIT.

To my surprise my editors thought it showed I could think quickly. I thought it showed we needed name tags for funerals.

I remember trying to make certain everyone knew I was OK with sex workers (since obviously it appeared they were OK with the concept) but that I just wasn’t one, just like I’m OK with dentists but I’m not one (I’m pretty sure I actually used that exact analogy), and that I didn’t have sex for money. Because that…

I basically babbled. Something along the lines of, “I’m so glad he has such an open minded and loving family, but I’m not a sex worker and I really only know him from the amazing stories my new coworkers tell me. I’m so sorry for your loss, and I’m sure I would’ve loved him but maybe not that way but maybe that way…

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

You make it sound almost glamorous... and I love that you say it is misplaced, because it is like you have the old timey “hysterical lady” disease of “wandering uterus”... like it went wandering off somewhere and now you can’t find it ;)

Ah there are so many to choose from! But I am going to go with Frogs!

So, it took us 30+ years to crack down on these ‘natural’ cigarettes... and 6 months to ban e-cigs, and make sure they aren’t labeled as a smoking cessation tool. Thank god for corporate lobbyists!

She has brain damage: deal with it.

It means that all the Kinja sites need to work up an actual policy about greying/ungreying people, is what it means.

So talk to kids like you want to sleep with them?

People who are unwilling to step up and take responsibilty for their actions, and yes, get fired for them, end up saddling innocents with lifelong consequences. As such, they are exactly the people I don’t want near my healthcare.

Somewhere a pro-life nutjob is condemning this woman for suing because she should just “accept God’s plan” and shouldn’t be angry that she was blessed with another child.

‘What do you want me to do, fire them?’

I agree. It’s a half-measure and no one should be satisfied with it. But, up to this point, the police have been getting no disincentive whatsoever for killing people. Instead, they’ve been getting vacations and more support from the public than reprisal.

Well, he should probably be in JAIL but, you know, at least it’s not paid administrative leave.