Ashley, you need to find somewhere that is not on the floor to put your speakers before your downstairs neighbor murders you.

Your dad made you buy your own Christmas presents? That's awful.

It really skeeved me out. He'd seemed like an okay guy despite the horrible career choice & that he was spending all night getting drunk with me instead of being at home with his family. I was very glad to have a few hundred miles between us after the letter.

A prison guard I met & spent an evening drinking with in a tiny NorCal prison town bar the night before going to visit my uncle tracked down my address in LA and wrote me a creepy letter with a P.O. Box return address so his wife wouldn't find out if I wrote him back.

I watched the entirety of Breaking Bad Season 4 in one sitting, all episodes back to back, with at least two of them replayed a second time because I dozed off , over the course of a day and a half or so. I, also, watched the entirety of Orange Is The New Black Season 2 in one sitting without falling asleep and that…

Thank you so much.

Can you give me a brief How-To for this?

It's all boring and lacks all the elements that make suspense and murder mystery stories compelling. They have a great PR team.

Have you considered getting glasses? Surely, a tablet is not the only thing you need to see every day.

With Plex, which can be installed on both the Chromecast and all Roku devices, you can install an app that syncs with your iTunes library for both music and videos. It doesn't organize stuff well, but it works. The Roku also has a private channel for iTunes podcasts.

Unclutch your pearls.

Doesn't it strike you as somewhat ridiculous that you'd rather carry a flatscreen tv around with you all day than go to an eye doctor?

Why do you need or want so much "screen real estate" on a phone? Do you not have a computer or a tv? Do you watch videos all the time when you're out and about running errands and having drinks with friends?

Which minuscule phone do you have?

There is zero reason why the smaller phone would need to have worse specs other than battery life simply because a larger battery won't fit. The idea that small has to equal a step down is idiotic. These are mobile phones, they're supposed to be mobile, the more mobile a mobile phone is the better it is and the…

The 5s already has a fingerprint sensor, it was the first Apple device with one.

True, but that's still a handful of years off from what the post suggested, years that make a rather large difference as ones parents would have been children during them.

Same-ish. I'm 33 and my dad is 70 and my mom is 74.

Do you mean 70s or 80s? How many 45 year olds have 58 or 59 year old parents who are getting close to their 60s and had their child at age 14?

It's a horrible, user-hostile, greedy business model and you should be ashamed of yourselves.