The deed is done. I used a couple of cleaning wipes to clean my desk, threw them in with the specimen, and tied it off. Thanks for the suggestions!

I have windows, but they do not open, because stupid.

Trashcan wins! I’m gonna throw a couple clorox wipes over it, hopefully that will mitigate any smell issues a bit.

Hang in there. Hopefully this will be resolved soon and no one else will get hurt, then we can all...do whatever you do after something awful like this happens.

I was considering it, but I also don’t want to be stuck in a closed room with a cup of my own urine. Perhaps I can fine something with a lid...

I’m stuck in Terasaki. Where are you, if you don’t mind me asking?

Prefaced with: This is extremely scary and I am genuinely freaked out.