According to the David Mamet Society, some director did this years ago at UNLV. He adapted Roma's infamous "My balls feel like concrete" line as "My nipples feel like concrete." Couldn't make this shit up…

Couldn't even compare this episode's slowness to a Charlie Rose interview. I'd say it was closer to, like, a half an hour's worth of Charlie shuffling through his index cards BEFORE the interview, quietly mouthing the questions to himself with some occasional banter between him and an off-screen producer.