Of course it’s going to be challenged. BUT what state’s legal resources and lawyers would you rather be throwing at it? It’s California or Schneiderman in NY State. They’re the best you can get to do it. They WANT this fight. They want to win this and export it. Because if they win it, then yes, other states copy the…

I’m voting for Bad Wolf Rise Spin

IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT THIS IS THE TINIEST STAR EVER

Also known as a bus.

I do a lot of the same stuff when I take a picture with me in it. I used to be all about the timer but then I got the short timer and shot setter on the apple watch. That made it so you could use the rear facing camera (which is better) and still set up your shot. My only thing is, when I’m traveling, even the small…

Those Sony headphones sound great. For one week. And then, after that, the hinge breaks. I know you’re thinking “that’s one example. It’s anecdotal.” Yeah, go look at the Amazon reviews. It’s like they built it THAT hinge out of the bones of an elderly hemophiliac. I took the risk and ended up having NO headphones on…

Those Sony headphones sound great. For one week. And then, after that, the hinge breaks. I know you’re thinking…

It was a reply to this: “Kind of an aside, but sure, phone cameras have timers, but where do you put the phone when its timer is running? Lean it against the wall and hope you got the angle right?”

I rode this ride once. In Korea. Back in a pre-Gangnam Style era of 2001. The fact that I walked away is nothing short of a miracle. Compared to what I went through? That guy is taking it easy.

Front. Facing. Camera.

Mirror in the bathroom shot. ALL our phones have timers now. If you’re still holding a phone up to a mirror you’re photographically rubbing sticks together to make fire in a world where we all have lighters.

So I work in reality TV and my old boss did a dating bit when he produced a daytime talk show back in the 90's. The segment was “here are two headshots of good looking guys, who would would you pick?” But on the dossier attached to the pic, along with interests and tidbits and other stuff, were their heights. One was…

So I work in reality TV and my old boss did a dating bit when he produced a daytime talk show back in the 90's. The segment was “here are two headshots of good looking guys, who would would you pick?” But on the dossier attached to the pic, along with interests and tidbits and other stuff, were their heights. One was…

I blame his Pampers lifestyle.

What I’d really love is a step by step guide to untangling yourself from Photos on the mac. I really really want to do it but I’m afraid of losing things BY doing it. I need a step by step guide to cutting the red wire.

G+? Well as long as we’re doing dead languages can I get the codes for Sumerian?

Now that’s some biting commentary.

So is that the end of this run of humor?

HOMICIDE ZING!

Prominently pro...menses?