Born (again) to kill.

Where were the teddy bears? Where was that stoned chick? What about the little green Yiddish man? The guy who looks like Don Rickles and the Grinch had a baby with Progeria.

I would like to thank the members of Ladytron for catalyzing my birth as a sentient thinking machine. The Voight-Kampf test was a breeze after deconstructing Ladytron's compositions. Turing, Godel, Ladytron: these are the titans upon whose shoulders the new age of the infinite will stand.

In German, Gravity's Rainbow sounds like "grave parable" (grave parabola?) if you translated back to English again. Raketmensch…rocket man…rocket fella…Rockefeller? Standard Oil to Chase Bank to IG Farben. The darkest stuff is left unsaid. And Shasta Fay never really came back. I've said too mu…

For the record, concentration camp duty was voluntary but a good way to get promoted. The Nuremburg Trials resulted in executions for Nazis too incompetent or too drug-addled to be of any help in the Cold War. Joachim Pieper, perpetrator of the Malmedy massacre, freed. Reinhardt Gehlen, head of Nazi intelligence, went…

Huh? Well folks, it appears that the movie goers will seat themselves in a Poisson distribution before a preview comes screaming across the screen. Wait, what movie is this? I think they adapted the wrong novel. Is it too late to fix it in post? Yeah? Ok. Well this is the movie THEY want you to see.

There is a combat-tested Israeli infantry battalion that is composed of 70% women of both Jewish and Arab descent, who recently neutralized terrorist infiltrators along the Sinai. Chamber that round in your Tavor and send it. (Snide Remarks, carry on.)

We live in a post-internet world; lets take a moment to consider how we can reduce our web footprint. I'll go first: I comment via artisanal telegram-STOP. I love the Portlandia-shade of crayon; i use it in all of my Art Brut poster work-STOP.

Arrested Development? Is that like "Cops" or something? Blamfjord wants to steal cold medicine to make Mets in a crusty erylmeyer flask for the Faith No More concert. Critter acclaimed TV.

Who?

The architects of HCF are wafting cold damp suspicions about the impact computers have had on civilization; this epi chills to the bone. The computer is first and foremost a war machine; Joe Sr. accurately dropped some knowledge about the 5 ton artillery computer that zeroed in on the highest dead Japanese per shell…

The master says Manos is just too awful. Tor-Go!

The master says Manos is just too awful. Tor-Go!

Everything they touched turned to gold…boots…with a girl in them, Critter.

Everything they touched turned to gold…boots…with a girl in them, Critter.

Being a full partner, Jesse still is accountable for the a third of the seed money. Had Mike and Walt ponied up $60k, Jesse would have contributed zero to the venture. Hence, Jesse is owed $80k from his other partners. Jesse will presumably get his $40k stack right back after all funds are accounted. [Jesse has…

Being a full partner, Jesse still is accountable for the a third of the seed money. Had Mike and Walt ponied up $60k, Jesse would have contributed zero to the venture. Hence, Jesse is owed $80k from his other partners. Jesse will presumably get his $40k stack right back after all funds are accounted. [Jesse has…

Well generally the police are good people caught in the middle. I agree with the absurdity of taxes going to enforce a black market that ensures the illegal good is wildly more profitable than it otherwise would be. But that is the nature of Meth, [and fascism], forcing divergent interests toward a singular goal, a…

Well generally the police are good people caught in the middle. I agree with the absurdity of taxes going to enforce a black market that ensures the illegal good is wildly more profitable than it otherwise would be. But that is the nature of Meth, [and fascism], forcing divergent interests toward a singular goal, a…

Breaking Bad's verisimilitude: the Methylamine precursor, an ammonia derivative.
Relationship to fast food: used in agri-business for fertilizer production. Exported in large quantities to the US by German multinationals, Alfa Aesar GmbH [merged with a British conglomerate, Johnson Matthey] and Fox Chemicals GmbH. A…