If you've never met a woman with whom you can talk about a variety of interesting, engaging topics, you've either been extremely sheltered or you're not good at conversation.

People use emojis when they sext? Like do they make the funny face people act out dirty things? I'm intrigued. All I've ever used is words and the occasional winky face.

I don't care I'm just gonna say it.
I'm pretty sad about this. Love GOOP and like Coldplay.
Why can't people stay together anymore?

Meanwhile, fully 37% of Americans believe that the FDA is suppressing "natural" cures for cancer

Not to be that guy, but Des Moines is in Iowa, yo.

Was this the horny otter that was trapped in the sauna with Amy Farrah Fowler?

Those damn colonialists, helping protect women from rape and uneducated beliefs that hurt them through education. What evil monsters.

So you're saying we shouldn't assume that we know better than other people. But you're pretty solidly sure you know better than everyone that's disagreeing with you. How are you any different? Shit, what if it's my CULTURE to meddle? By your argument that makes it so damn sacred that you shouldn't interfere.

You know what? If having access to a toilet, sanitary napkins, and not having to sleep outside and fear rape or snakebites is "Western Propaganda," bring it on. This is a human rights issue for millions of women, who are being denied an education and a future over a biological process they have no say in. Culture…

It's not "imperialist" to care about the lives of people in other countries.

"But you guys! Murder is a long-standing cultural tradition among the Scottish! It's simply one of many manifestations of a complex unified culture, and we can't decry it as bad and try to work to stop it without changing the culture as a whole, which obviously is a bad thing because making sure that the culture…

can we stop paying attention to lady gaga now? i feel like this is the last thing I care to spend any of my mental energy on as far as she is concerned. if you don't agree, that's fine. i'm just going to tune her out. join me if you like.

There is no one to root for in this scenario.

Dear doggie - blink twice if you are here against your will.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week. That POOR DOG!

Madonna needs to go away.

Dear taylor swift, BACK AWAY FROM THE 1998 J CREW CATALOG.

God, this guy makes awful movies.

You had me at

"Gainsbourg's character begins to cry while having sex with Shia LaBeouf's penis, and then screams, "I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING. I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING. I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING.""