what a shit pile.

blecch

Surprising? No.

I am not a religious person but I would like to think that, if there is a god, he/she/it is not spending time on Gwen Stefani songs.

floral on black sheer dresses over black slips with doc martens 1490s

this makes me physically shudder. anyone who has had the misfortune of having to work with her will understand. she is a vulgar, narcissistic nightmare.

I clicked on the link and I still don’t know who they are.

I wear eau du ciel, from annick goutal. it smells like a mossy meadow.

menopause is the most ridiculously cruel joke. currently that joke is my physical life. ugh.

here’s the thing with the snark - it’s super bitchy, but so fucking what? I get the feeling the JL is fine with being bitchy if she feels like it. grow up.

thanks!! I need something like that and have long wondered if they were some weird internet hoax. :-)

This has nothing to do with the tweet beat but, I really need to know if anyone actually bought that goddamn hoodie and if it’s really good.

The notion that this is considered important and that someone (including me) would read it has lead to my resignation from the human race. I am petitioning to become a raccoon because they seem to have a good thing going.

what in the Ellen James-ian hell?

I don’t really care how smart he is, I’m enjoying the dish he’s serving. It’s entertaining as hell.

it’s the tiny Spinal Tap model of Stonehenge behind him.

She certainly does.

I nominate this gasbag for immediate launch to Mars. So he can double check on all of this. I’ll put in the first $5

I would like for someone to identify the moment (or day or month) when the duck-face reflex took over. Remember when people used to smile when you pointed a camera at them?

I could not disagree more.