right?

She's only broke when she has to pay for something. I've got no sympathy left for this one.

Was this the horny otter that was trapped in the sauna with Amy Farrah Fowler?

can we stop paying attention to lady gaga now? i feel like this is the last thing I care to spend any of my mental energy on as far as she is concerned. if you don't agree, that's fine. i'm just going to tune her out. join me if you like.

shortly before I was married, I went into a men's formal-wear store in Beverly Hills. It was a small store with just one person working on that quiet afternoon. I was working with the person, asking a lot of questions, placing orders, etc, when in swans this one. He proceeded to attempt to highjack my salesperson…

Dear doggie - blink twice if you are here against your will.

No way.

I just posted this for the Thurston Moore gif-fest. But it works here, too. Yay!

Not sure if this is already in here somewhere. I feel compelled to make sure it is included.

I know you are trying to get me to argue with you. Thanks but no thanks.

I am a leader and I have never seen a gender specific language in any literature regarding volunteers. I do know of several male leaders but my troop is young so we haven't been to big group sleepovers yet.

Dear Disney - We, over here in the Girl Scouts, quietly doing the right thing since, like, always, would be happy to take that funding off your hands. Thanks!

makes me think of giraffes. I love giraffes, but they are not sexy.

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I just rolled my eyes so hard and so frequently that I may have some low-grade brain damage.