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7/10/19

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

7/2/19

BTW, anyone else notice how rarely he attacks black women by name, now? He does it obliquely or sends out one of his flying monkeys to do it, but he kind of refrains from direct attacks against them. And it’s notable because for a minute, it was all he was doing. Someone must have got to him and showed him how much…

6/28/19

Here’s my review:

6/28/19

I hope this ages better than the “Kevin Durant, You Have Two Calves For a Reason, You Coward” post.

6/26/19

Oh, I’m sorry. I must have forgotten that responding to a comment made publicly in a public forum is not allowed once the commenter has their It’s Just My Opinion shield up. You should have come out with the With All Due Respect first, because everybody knows anything that comes after it is unassailable, whereas the…

6/24/19

From: Gordon McKenzie (g.mac@outlook.ca)

6/24/19

So when I stood up, it was right in the gooch. It’s normally pleasurable for a man, isn’t it? The gooch.

6/24/19

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

6/24/19

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

6/23/19

There is most totally a new LiA this week, and a pretty good one, too.

6/21/19

Bone hugs in harmony.

6/18/19

I started doing this when I realized how much I was missing out on by using fast travel. I realized I would never find the rest of the shrines or Koracks if I teleported everywhere. I have all the shrines now, but there are still so many Koraks! I know the in game reward is supposed to be lame, but I'm having fun.

6/13/19

I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

6/12/19

Today, in Deadspin Headlines That Didn’t Age Well Immediately: Play in Game 5, Coward, God Gave You Two Calves For A Reason

6/12/19

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

6/12/19

Because electing and reelecting an irrefutable racist is an act of racism in and of itself, regardless of one’s priorities or intent.

6/11/19

Alex Cora: BrockBot9000, run program “Average Right Field Defense”

6/10/19

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

6/5/19

arrr ‘tis true, the sight of gold drives many a Pirate mad

6/5/19