I hate to repeat myself but I’m going to go ahead and copy/paste this here:

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

“the potential of even bigger revenues in the future, which will not cover rapidly increasing expenses...”

Annoy people trying to get decent results out of a Google Image Search, I find.

I loved the passage in a Nolan article the other day where he describes driving through a red state listening to AM radio shows, which consisted of two messages: a) AOC is a childish simpleton who just wants easy answers to life’s hardest issues and b) We must take Christian biblical stories literally.

I’m normally a fairly staunch defender of copyright; I make part of my living through my own copyrighted materials, and will call my lawyer with the quickness to protect my IP from infringement (because failure to protect copyright can weaken a claim to the same).

That said, even I feel like there has to be room for…

I Rode an E-Scooter as Far From Civilization as Its Batteries Could Take Me

“I rode my scooter to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.”

There are plenty of non-trolls out here in the Grey Wasteland, just plugging along, hoping to one day be made one of the cool kids. It’s fine. I’m not bitter.

The three kinds of white Root commenters.

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.

What a devastating story.

How about adding a bit at the bottom with info for the suicide lifeline?

They also removed their Google+ post.

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

Farewell, Reggie. We’ll miss you, but we’ll always remember you with the memes

welcome back

They didn’t ask because nobody gives a shit what you think.  Nobody likes you, if you died nobody would notice or care.  You’re a loser screaming into the void but the only thing you’ll ever hear back is “fuck off!”  You'll expire sad and alone, and the world will be a tiny bit better for it.

Am I crazy or does this new blogger have the worst tone and takes of all the Deadspin writers?

Let me tell you a story. One sunny spring day, I’m going in and out of the nest, moving sand, carrying out the dead, hauling giant-ass leaves around for everyone to eat. Now I’m not saying I’m better than anyone else, just that I keep my head down and do my work, just like everyone’s supposed to, right? Next thing you…