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7/22/19

She should have just filmed the cat in the bathroom and she’d have everyone clamoring to keep her with no punishment.

7/22/19

As far as energy efficiency, maybe fewer pretty lights on the goddamn racks that go unseen 99% of the time? Sure it’s just an LED, except it’s 40,000 LEDs, at numerous datacenters per company, blahedy blah blah blah.

7/17/19

Hell, she can always run for Senate again after leaving the White House. Nothing prevents a former President from being in Congress. It just doesn’t tend to happen is all.

7/16/19

As if the goddamned Papa Slam wasn’t enough. Baseball is the worst for mid-game advertisement, too. So obnoxious. God. I don’t care what company gave you a million dollars, stop telling me their name every double play, stolen base, home run, grand slam, quick play at the plate, trip to the mound, strike out of the…

7/11/19

Isn’t there a parade somewhere you should be raining on?

7/5/19

Fuck white twitter. Bunch of regressive garbage.

6/26/19

This is the dumbest take and you should be ashamed of yourself. The act of consuming media aurally instead of visually only changes the medium and not the content. Consuming media (a video game) passively (watching a stream) instead of actively only changes the method. It doesn’t construe “laziness”. Not everyone…

6/24/19

Think I’ll pay the extra $8 and quit rewarding Bezos for crushing competition.

6/20/19

Tampontreal

6/20/19

Only one of his fingers is pointing at the wrong person. The other three are correct.

6/19/19

Is he wrong?

6/19/19

In LA???

6/19/19

TBH I’m tired of giving Amazon my money.

6/18/19

Maybe that hot dumpster fire of a human being needs a little threatening. He certainly doesn’t give a single shit about anyone or thing until it personally impacts him.

6/17/19

I am doing a playthrough where I don’t use fast travel, and it’s caused me to find a new appreciation for the game.

6/12/19

Did they remaster Drippy into shutting the fuck up with telling me what to do all the time? Felt like the entire game was a tutorial.

6/7/19

I’d say they could employ the concept of a blatant foul, but we all know it would just lead to Drew re-writing the entire above article with only the premise changed.

6/6/19

Oh, Cecilia.

6/6/19

I would love to see Mario Sunshine remastered. The game was already gorgeous on the Cube!

6/5/19

Shiver me timbers!