At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

Welcome to America, Canada!

Your joke lacked the humor part.

You mean your vagina?

I really enjoyed the musical guest, Sam Smith. He's like a mixture of Antony Hegarty and Adele. His voice is terrific.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

"Hey, these videogames suck. Can I have some better ones lest I commit suicide?"

• Dodge & Burn, $10,000 for a decent photograph of anything

I heard so much of this when I was dealing with postpartum depression/anxiety. That I needed to get my shit together because I had a baby now. That I was selfish for wallowing in my own issues when there was a baby who depended on me. That I should have thought about all this before I had a baby (which was even more…

Regarding the selfish attitude thing…

You're alive, that means you consume resources and time that other's could have for themselves you selfish prick. :/

And please, let's not fool anybody. That 1-800 number isn't helping anybody

[removes human suit]

Heterosexual men have some huge (or not) cognitive dissonance about the fact that the people out there looking for dick pics, are not the kind of people they want looking at their dicks.

Yoga has taught me many ways of coping with this feeling.

Exactly. All power and strength to you!