"I was wrong on the substance of what I said"

thanks for ruining the show for those of us who were working on sunday night!

i often speculate that the child who might have cured aids or malaria or cancer is going to bed, hungry and traumatized, in some war-/oligarchy-ravaged village ... and, sadly, he or she will never realize their potential

"I'd happily trade in 30 IQ points to be normal."

dinner was my first thought, too ... though i was imagining serving my more priggish friends thinly-sliced and grilled penis cross-sections, without saying a word

also: eat out less! because a lot of the contamination occurs during food prep ... something that you can control at home

while more people are sickened by contaminated produce, those sickened by contaminated meat are more likely to die

the quinoa story is frustrating, but there is some hope that progressive, andean-region leaders will find people-friendly ways to guide their countries through the commoditization of this staple ... most importantly, they need to prepare for the inevitable drop in prices (and the loss of new-found revenue) once global…

given that the cla is mercedes' $30,000 attempt to go downmarket, this just feels like a ham-fisted attempt to appeal to the uncouth, male masses ... cos if you're not a 1%-er, you must be a total sucker for boobs, blonds, and high school jocks

thus solving world hunger

as far as i can tell, priests hate women period (well, except for that one who perved on me when i was 11 ... i think he kinda liked me)

the question is, are you willing to take the cut in pay, diminished opportunities, and unrelenting physical dangers that come with real life objectification ... and not just long enough to get a hard on, but for the rest of your fucking life?

yikes! it wasn't that big when i linked to it ... i swear!

the quote re adele is, with emphasis added: "And women no longer need to be beautiful in order to express their talent. Lena Dunham and Adele and Lady Gaga and Amy Adams are all perfectly plain, and they are all at the top of their field."

you mean, i won the golden globe, multiple grammy awards, and dozens-upon-dozens of other shelf bling in spite of being a plain jane?!

maybe crate & barrel is trying to cash in on the stereotype of gay male perfectionism and posh taste ... maybe it is trying to lure gay men, perfectionist and otherwise, into buying its pasta paraphernalia ... or maybe it is just trying to be edgy by becoming one the first retailers to embrace gay relationships as…

when my kid was little, it was great because it was a clean, safe amusement blowout ... just standing on the sidewalk is a hoot for her ... and if you stay in the park, you don't even have to strap them into a car seat for as long as you are there

awe, hell ... they should have just asked me ... i could use the job, and thanks to the wussiest stomach ever attached to an esophagus, i've splash patterned an average of once a week my entire life ... i could def up my output, given the right olfactory inducements ... church incense ... beets ... markers ... stale…

oh, well, then you know the score