uh, when a woman isn't slutty enough, we're supposed to call her a "prude" and/or "prick tease" ... in her case, "slut" would be a compliment

ain't it great to be a girl? you are supposed to keep an aspirin between your knees and put out for potential serial killers! wouldn't it just be easier and more, you know, rational to do something about the ability of men like holmes to acquire large, rapid-firing arsenals without any scrutiny?

as a vegetarian with a penchant for 100% whole-grain bread, i feel food-guilt free, but i wouldn't feel guilty about munching naked cheese, either ... it's just so danged good when melted up on some whole wheat with a slather of dijon and home-made bread & butter pickles

guess i'll be having a grilled cheese for lunch ... wouldn't want to get diabetes

"i would not change my little girl for the world, but i would change the world for my little girl"

the alternative, however, is not an oprah-centric travelogue ... unless, of course, you are billing it as such

i'd say "poor ____" about anyone who wasn't already a scientologist and, whether out of love or ambition, chose to marry one ... i'd say the same for anyone who had married into an extreme religious sect or cult ... you think you can handle it, you think it's worth it, but then the mind fucking begins ...

you know what would have been a really cool, effective way for oprah to broaden americans' understanding of the world? if, instead of just portraying india through an american, oprah-specific lens (they eat with their hands, ack!), she had given indians an opportunity to portray themselves

all i can think is: she has kids, she was asleep, and he woke her up?!

so, a woman has the right to choose, but if her fetus has down's syndrome, the only right choice is abortion? i suppose the same goes for a woman who lives in a poverty and gang-riddled community, especially if her fetus is male ... or a woman living in taliban-infested afghanistan, if her fetus is female?

good point about the opportunities for non-star players ... and, with any luck, the sports culture at penn will get an overhaul that they will benefit from as well

or you can be a lone protester who is, without the "safety" of numbers, willing to suffer the consequences ... and sarah has said that she is willing to go to jail

in an ethics seminar during my first year of law school, we were given an impossible, rock v hard place scenario, in which a lawyer must choose between doing the right thing and doing the legal thing, and the judge teaching the course told us that we could break the law, if we were willing to take the consequences ...…

whoa ... guess i'll be scratching all those pube jokes from my comedy routine!

a liar and a rude mouth? your mother must be so proud

ideally, this will set the players on a better path ... and probably will for those players whose talent level does not give them realistic transfer options ... i just hope that their resentment and disappointment doesn't get in their way and that penn state doesn't, with the sort of callousness they have already…

penn state sacrificed a bunch of innocent children on the altar of their football program ... so, sorry, they lose ... and, because of the penn state administration's actions, a lot of innocent people will be damaged ... but that's the nature of crime ... and why we should never sit by and watch bad things happen,…

until some e.m.t. shows up with a pair of scissors or an e.r. nurse has to put in a catheter ... and then there's always the possibility of morgue

rape always has many victims, not just those who have been physically violated ... and as a rape survivor and rape victim advocate, i think that it is important to acknowledge

i don't think this country is capable of fixing anything that's broken when there's profit involved, no matter how high the body count ... so, yes, expect another scandal down the road ... it's hard, though, to picture anything more gruesome than what went down at penn ... something that might have been more clearly…