i'm not going to rag on pelosi & partner's choice to ballroom dance to zz top (though i think it's pretty clear that, if any band member's beard reaches his nipples, it's time to freestyle), because i'm really glad that barney had his big day ... i'm also glad that nancy et al had fun kicking up a rug (though i'd…

i'm not sure that, when women said they wanted to talk about menopause, they wanted shopping advice ... we can just go on amazon and search on "menopause" and be bombarded by thousands of cooling, de-stinking, and mood-leveling products

silly geeks don't realize that if they want a tractable, enthusiastic, idealized mate, they should just find a sub-adult with narcissistic personality disorder and really stupid parents

you know, there's a whole internet out there, chock full of sites where 90% of replies are made by "mature" males and so very few where girls can talk about hopscotch and first bras and junk ... why stay here and put up with being nauseated 90% of the time?

it's from the skinny gossip post ... when referring to beef, it describes flesh that has lots of fat mixed in with the muscle, so that it looks like marble

for the record, my response did not assume you were male, and i didn't call you a troll ... regardless of your gender, i objected to your dismissing upton as just a set of boobs ... no points for being a living, breathing, human being given ... you know, kind of how the women of skinny gossip were eviscerating her for…

might i suggest doing the dougie instead? it always seems to put a smile on "well-marbled" kate upton's face

please, tell me someone has written an app to restore comment functionality to my android ... or at least tell me what am i gonna do in my gyny's waiting room if i can no longer even see the comments section ... just don't say "read three-year-old, sneeze-riddled copies of newsweek"

my college had an annual "lascivious costume ball", and you could get in for free if you arrived naked and uncloaked ... a strategically-placed boa constrictor or a slathering of peanut butter, however, did not disqualify you ... and i am happy to report that dancing large-breasted and topless is not as painful as…

uhm ... this is awkward to have to point out to someone whom i assume is a sexually active adult (no insult to your virtue is intended if you are not), but sex appeal is not all about women's body measurements or, in the case of men, chiseled jaws and abs ... there are plenty of ample-bosomed, wasp-waisted women and…

i think we can expect to see babushkas and woven basket flats on the runways for fashion week

ugly is as ugly does, skinny gossip

well, now ... doesn't adele prove herself to be more and more superhumanly well-grounded by the minute! i hope this totally reconciles karl lagerfeld to the fact that she doesn't look like an anorexic coathanger

i suppose you're right ... nyad is kind of a candyass

given that no one is on record for ever having done the cuba-florida swim without a shark cage, and only one person has done it with a shark cage, i'm gonna go with: it's really, really hard

it is long past time for the world community to stand up to misogyny ... you don't have to actually give a crap about women yourselves (i ain't no pollyanna), just remember that countries that don't respect wives and daughters and the mothers of children don't really respect anyone else, either, and make super shitty…

no typo ... i was going for the full 3 days, 'cause i heard you win a free carseat, but i wimped out

i don't know about his pops, but clearly jesus wasn't just about the fine grapes

if a physicist at cern is expounding upon matters beyond his/her expertise or experience, then they should be call out for it ... greenfield has zero proof that a) a mother texting while breastfeeding causes her to be tense, and b) that her child is "vulnerable to interpreting that tension as coming from within the…

i'm pulling for scott, if only for his extreme voter purging, but if he doesn't win "most evil governor", i'm pretty sure he'll walk away with the "naked greed" award