I actually can’t think of a better way to solve NYPD’s vast overstaffing problem. Make them look for nonexistent criminals.

LOL perfect. Way over everybody’s head

They’re being rewarded for living in those areas. Seems reasonable.

I’m still self-satisfied. Turns out my vote wasn’t worth 22,000 Wisconsin votes

Ben Franklin is the devil!

Should I open the door first or just be the kool-aid man?

You have it backwards dude. People who are 20 don’t have fully formed brains and are more prone to emotional outbursts. Arguments at 20 should be way more frequent than arguments at 30.

Daylight Saving Time

Daylight Saving Time already happened, so technically the shot was from the Central Time Zone

Oh so now this is a free-will conversation.

I never said Jezebel was equally as bad as the racist WV people. I simply noted Jezebel’s hypocrisy.

My life is in great shape. I was even able to physically function after my favorite political candidate lost an election.

My comment is 100% fact

“It’s wrong to mock the color of someone’s skin,” says Jezebel, which obnoxiously brags about how many times they’ve mocked the color of Trump’s skin