It was that front-hug at the airport. Jim Bob was right. He totally sullied her. It is the road to sin.

The models on the left are rocking what we in the urban community call baby hairs.

Lol you mean "casual" right?

I was a pretty good slut back in the day and now I just tell people they retired my number.

Britney Spears? It's freakin Clueless. Couldn't be clearer. And how does that video disprove anything?

BRILLIANT. That image is pure brilliance. Every sponsor has to get the DV meme treatment. Money is the only organ where the NFL and its sponsors feel pain.

Miss New York's "talent" seemed like the kind of act that would appear on the first few episodes of America's Got Talent, a cute funny quirky bit that has no real shot of winning but you want to like the person doing it because they're so sweet and likable. Only in this case it actually went all the way to Vegas.

Its not a pagent, it's a scholarship program - Kathy Morningside. Thank you Candice Bergen, I will love you forever.

Because when you grow up and are an adult you get to use your adult brain to think critically about things, and decide for yourself why you do the things you do. Are you comparing yourself to a toddler here?

So great.

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

I see it all the time too. Catering for airplanes is outrageous...$500 for a nice dinner for two is damn near normal depending on the city. I want to be a caterer when I grow up.

What beach? Because I am currently looking at houses on North Captiva island in Florida, and nice house for my husband and two kids still comes in at less than $3k per week. Where the heck are you going?

Don't get me started. My personal favorite are the people saying she only stayed with him because she's a money-grubbing whore. Because I'm sure he allows her free reign with all his cash. She probably has full access to his bank account, about which he is in no way controlling!!

"If I have to see one more internet meme about beating or one more moron on my Facebook feed saying, "and she married him!!!" I'm going to lose it."

Right there with you. That and, "but why does she always go back."

This is the only pseudo-uplifting thing I've read in relation to this story. I'll be glad when the hype calms down. If I have to see one more internet meme about beating or one more moron on my Facebook feed saying, "and she married him!!!" I'm going to lose it.

Yeah, well, I'm a corporate pilot, and while nobody making $400k regularly rides our airplanes I can tell you that the shit these people find to spend money on and in incredible, almost disgusting amounts, is ridiculous. A very, very different world.