Eliot Stabler would beat the shit out of this guy.

I’d like to ask Mary Dye if she felt ignored or repressed in her younger years. Perhaps her need to shame a group of socially conscious teens stems from her own feelings of inadequacy?

Everyone knows Cards Against Humanity is more fun with groups of 5+...that’s why he brought FOUR women back.

I think we all had that friend.

Initial reaction: “Was he the green/white one?”

Of course, the leader of an anti-abortion group is a man.

We have NO WAY of knowing anything about a refugee’s past? None at all? Not, say, a multi-year screening process? And there’s a distinction between “Syrian refugees” and “immigrants that are coming here legally” because someone who has been GRANTED REFUGEE STATUS is somehow entering the US illegally?

“If you’re looking for a party that’s Burning Man meets chic Hamptons garden soiree with Hawaiian bonfire and bluegrass music lovefest, look no further.” -SNL New York City correspondent Stefon

Maybe Trump would have just laughed it off with a snarky comment had his detractor been female.

Good Lord, let’s HOPE she’s able to return to the Air Force Academy. If I could pick someone to defend this country, it’d be her. Anyone who’s a detractor of women in the military can suck it.

This is the same woman who said that we “cannot outlaw murder.”

Can we just call “affluenza” what it really is, which is sociopathy?

Before I even read the article, my first thought was, “Man, SNL has her down pat.”