I took it that once you passed the seal you gave up your rights to immortality. Hence the Knight sticking around instead of taking the grail and running off in to the world to live forever.

It wasn't Stephen King, but this movie has the best lawnmower scene in cinema.

I hate when I go to a place that isn't sit down and it has a tip line on the receipt. I just ordered a god damn sandwich, I'm not tipping you!

Xbox, then crawl in to bed, put on the Golden Girls, and pray the baby doesn't wake up at 2 in the morning again.

For something that supposedly takes under 30 seconds that sure was a long video.

I'll never forget the joy of 1991 and listening to "Who stole the DJ" and how badass I felt listening to "You saw my blinker bitch". Oh to be 10 again.

Pshshs I'm holding out for the reddit phone coming in 2014.

I'll see it mainly because Bryan Cranston is a badass and Kate Beckinsale is hot.

And killing Jedi Leia was pretty cool too.

I've always wondered what the sun would look like from Venus* or Mercury.

Just change the name to YuckyBalls, problem solved.

I served 2 tours on the USS Makin Babies.

Isn't that what the paralympics is for?

Life is much better, down where it's wetter, take if from meeeeeee!

And she's hot.

I think there is actually only one real way for this to work. Have Ryan Reynolds play Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, The Flash, and Wonder Woman a la an Eddie Murphy movie.

I actually liked The Island... Ewan McGregor, ScarJo, Sean Bean, that black guy from Gladiator... what's not to like!?!

Doesn't that miss the point of... SharePoint? You can start your Office docs directly from SharePoint and when you edit them they are automatically saved. Trying to use it as a backup from what's on your hard drive is kind of silly.

AHHHHHHH

I usually just add a few shots of vodka to my 800 calorie Frapuccino.