Lemme just say that I do appreciate you covering the show. I’m a Marvel completionist, so I’m sticking with it, if only to bitch every week. It’s the worst option for a bad show, though. It’s not:

1. So bad it’s good
2. Frustratingly bad, because you can tell there’s a good show hiding beneath it

It’s simply 3. an…

Hot take, I know, but I think the recreations on “Drunk History” are the best part.

The idea that the majority is somehow persecuted always confuses me. Like, oh how brave! You are standing up for something that half of the country already fervently defends and half of the country doesn’t give half a crap about! What a glorious stand! You are exactly the same as those Christians the Romans didn’t…

There’s nothing Evangelicals love more than a good persecution fantasy.

That sounds hilarious. I mean, sad and forehead-slappingly pathetic, but hilarious. (I say this as a woman into comics.) And yes, amazing marketing. I would have laughed too and hard. Thank you for relating this story.

I’m renting a room to a twenty-something nerdy guy. One day he was getting ready for a date and suddenly the house was permeated with a horrible chemical smell. I was all wtf and he said he put on cologne for his date. I said, “It almost smells like that awful stuff everybody makes fun of...I can’t remember the…

I must relate my favorite Axe ad “experience.” I was at a packed screening of one of the X-Men movies (don’t ask.) The audience ratio of men to women was about 25:1. A few were in costume. Ho hum, a few ads come on, and then one for Axe. A woman is pissed. It’s pouring outside and she can’t get in touch with her date…

If no harm is intended, how come “mistakes” like these never happen in reverse? Why doesn’t the redhead turn into a black woman too if all they want to do is show their product works on everyone? Anyways why wouldn’t it work for everyone, it’s soap.

We all believe you’re a big fan of Rock and Martha.

It doesn’t make the show in and of itself worse, but it complicates identifying as a fan, since these guys become the image of a Rick and Morty fan.

“Look, about the ribwich, there aren’t gonna be any more... The animal we made them from are now extinct.”

I liked the ‘Marty’ part and thought it was an intentional trolling.

I think it’s reasonable to look at a show (or whatever) that strongly attracts a particular type of asshole and wonder if the reason you (generic you) like the show so much is that you are more like that type of asshole then you suspect. Not that it’s necessarily true, but that little voice in the back of your head…

It reminds me of the McRib cult. It’s just mass produced goo that is more about the status rather than the actual product.

Man, I think we were already fucked in mid-January...

Just scrolling comments from my basement and saw your italicized comment. YOU ASSHATE I WIL RIPE YOU I AM A RICK AND YOU SPELT MORTY WRONG YOU STOOPID ASSWHOLE! I’LL LEAVE YOU’RE SKULL PINK WHEN I SKULLFUCK YOU!!1111!!111!!

Um.....far be it from me to defend something as shitty as Kinja, but it does let you edit your posts up to 15 minutes after you make them. And since your second post is 13 minutes after your first one with the error...

“Hey! Why don’t we, a notoriously unimaginative and penny-pinching corporation, try a fun and whimsical promotional giveaway which will appeal primarily to a notorious group of entitled assholes? What could possibly go wrong!?”

Heh. It’s going to be funny* to watch 4,000 R&M fans threaten to rape your family because you called it Rick & Marty. 

“There are worse horror stories, too; people are reporting fights breaking out, lines blocking traffic...” people driving for 40 minutes and then spending an hour in line...