Good Lord, this guy is an idiot. How the hell do you sue someone for quoting you?!?

*calls Homeland Security*

What this country definitely needs right now is to see the “softer side” of the politicians whose party is slowly dragging this country into the abyss of fascism on the way towards the biggest governmental crisis it’s ever seen.

“It’s hard to think back to when politics were friendly,”

-eating night cheese

- People or animals watching me

Looking at these pictures I thought Amazon unearthed some incredible fashion archive...the clothes (and the poses) look really dated.

It feels like those letters are arranged in a way to make them comprehensible, and yet, I’m getting nothing.

Albert, I live in a home about 5 minutes from the beach. It’s definitely big enough for kids (we have one). I’ve seen the photos of your wilderness cabin that you posted. Anytime you wanna switch, you slide into my DMs and we’ll bang out the paperwork post-haste.

You know when the beach is actually kind of nice?
Fall. (EVERYONE HATES ME NOW!)

I said the same thing when I read this article. I mean Jesus, yeah, it gets a little colder, so what? I actually do like watching the trees turn red and yellow and orange. I like that I can go outside without immediately sweating like a pig. Playing pickup basketball isn’t a problem, you generate enough heat playing…

Some day, one of you assholes will pen the correct take, which is this: Spring is actually the real cunt of the season family.

Ok, if you live in a place that just has 1 version of summer year round (South Texas, Florida, Southern California, etc.) that’s not really what we’re talking about.

Summer is a series of hot sweaty miserable months consisting of waiting for perfect breezy cool weather, football, basketball, turkey, the best fruits, fattened and delicious wild fish and animals, beautiful fall colors, basically the best season of the year.

I think that place is called California

I wait 10 months a year for Winter. Winter is glorious. Summer can suck a sweaty ass crack.

Exactly! I’ll take a day of watching football over a day at the beach ANY TIME. That’s easy. No question. Also, you can still have BBQs in the fall. So, the argument that having outdoor parties is a summer-exclusive thing is ridiculous to me. 

Summer is mosquitoes, sun burns and people pretending that getting sand in your ass crack next to some fat guy in a speedo is somehow a fun thing. Summer is reapplying sunscreen every five minutes to five kids before saying fuck it and reminding yourself to grab some aloe on the five hour drive back from some shitty…

You clearly do not live in Florida. Here in god’s waiting room Winter is king, Fall is great and summer can go die in the fiery pits of hell where it belongs.

Clearly you are not a snowboarder