Good god. What’s the big fucking deal. It’s just a finger.

It’s a big part of it. Mahrez and Vardy have still been fairly good thus far, but the offense lives and dies through controlling the ball at midfield.

It’s amazing to see how huge of a signing Kante was. You could see how great the man was for Leicester last season, but he’s looking like a low-budget (purely based on the price Chelsea paid for him, not the rate of work he’s churning out) Iniesta.

Noah looks like someone stuck a Q-tip down the shower drain at the YMCA and then raised it in England.

I haven’t seen this much skin miss the hole since I tried to lose my virginity.