Tywin totally stole that from Zlatan.

Dude, you used the phrase ‘social just warrior’ and started a sentence with “I’m not racist.”

Interesting, thank you.

The AP Stylebook changed its guidelines last year to recommend crash instead of accident when any type of “negligence is claimed or proven.” (Which applies here, even without any traffic violations or other charges, since police found her at fault.)

What defines it being an accident, crash, incident? The headline makes is sound like she Mathew Brodericked a family of four.

Though it turns out Mexico is sending their best.

why are they all standing in front of an Italian flag?

“Bad for a while” undersells the Fire. They’ve been dead last in the league for two straight seasons, and have been patently boring while doing so. The stadium in Bridgeview is a lesson in bad public funding schemes on par with the NHL’s Coyotes in Glendale. The debt on the park has sunk the suburb so badly that, a…

This is a wonderful reference

Well religious entities are tax exempt.

God wouldn’t quit on his national (re: USA) team after Copa America. Checkmate atheists.

What if our best athletes played Kabaddi?

Lost their top prospect to the Mets, too!

Ah! Nice!

Ah! Nice!

They actually lost 65 times last year because they got womped by the Cubs in the NLDS.

Since Neymar was having a 100% Jesus moment, I presume the fan was a money changer.

This is like the Yankees not allowing A-Rod to hit but trotting out the corpse of Jeter for a whole fucking season in the 2-hole.

Yes, you nailed it. It has been very well-documented that Deadspin has a clear pro-ND bias.