Most (if not all) BMWs have turn signal switches located on the stalk behind the steering wheel where someone could accidentally activate them while driving.

You’re gonna love my nut hairs

No, the pink color comes from the diamond’s diet of shrimp.

I’m surprised Gasper Noe’s Irreversible wasn’t on the list, the ending is one of the most beautiful things I’ve seen in cinema, but the first half is so painfully horrible that I’ll never watch it again.

I’m not surprised to see Gasper Noe’s Climax on the list though, as that’s a hateful, nihilistic piece of shit that…

The best Tarantino movie, in my opinion 

“feels like you've gained some weight." - Peloton

Dear Penthouse,

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheels...

More than the movie, that quote makes me start humming Civil War by Guns N Roses.

I’ll just leave this here:

Has nobody considered that maybe the whales have just developed their own backpacks for lack of pockets?

I’M BATE’N!

No automobile and motorcycle tires are actually built pretty much the same way (I'll explain the differences if you'd like, but they're negligible). Of all the tires in the world (farm, lawn/garden, medium truck {big rigs}, mining, aerospace, atv, etc) they're the most similarly constructed. 

His name is Rio, and he dances on the sand. 

Don’t refer to your motorcycle as “My Machine”. Ever.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Harley hasn’t made a good big twin since the FXR, and sportsters went to shit in 2003 when they rubbermounted the engine and made the transmission virtually unserviceable by removing the trap door behind the clutch. You literally have to split the cases on the 03-current sportsters to get to the trans.

GTFO.