I’ll take The Motion Picture over The Final Frontier every day of the week.

Huge respect to Roddenberry for kicking off Star Trek. But TNG didn’t get really good until they kicked Roddenberry to the curb, so I don’t see his “vision” as necessarily being all that great. And, by all accounts, he didn’t like Wrath of Khan, so his tastes are questionable.

it’s 2024 i’m reading an av club newswire about joel mchale and chevy chase fighting on the set of community

I feel like once he’s dead I’m gonna keep going.

As long as he breathes, I will never turn down a chance to mock Trump. 

Because they are actually on a spaceship that is heading for another solar system and which will take years to get there. So they spend the other 364 days of the year in cryogenic storage.

“’Tis!” replied Aunt Helga.

Kippers for breakfast! Is it St. Swithin’s Day already?

Are there any left who aren’t actively coming for gay rights, reproductive freedoms, and honest recitations of American history?

Nimrata herself.

We’re just innocent bystanders. Univision (back when it was still named Univision) buying a majority share in Onion, Inc. was the beginning of a long, slow slide into mediocrity. Univision bought up The Onion sites and the Gawker sites thinking they’d use them to make content for their short-lived English language…

“Burning to death feels good in a place like this.”

The joke got old decades ago and the point now is only cruelty.

My guess (mildly educated), is that the committee that comes up with potential nominees (it’s literally like, three people) looked at “Shazam” and “Ant-Man” as worse because the previous films in those series were fun and exciting, then these sequels absolutely tanked, whereas “Flash” had no real precedent or legacy…

Funnier people than Jo Koy have bombed as awards show hosts. Looking at you, David Letterman. Difference there is that in the aftermath, as far as I know, Letterman never called Oprah and Uma marshmallows, and instead made himself the butt of the joke. Jo, you could stand to learn from Dave.

I think there’s a misconception that people - including Taylor Swift - didn’t laugh because his jokes were offensive. People didn’t laugh because they weren’t funny.

Really Old Sheldon, in which he confronts the horror of a life spent in pursuit of vainglory and hollow awards and meaningless plaudits, because it is all trifling and waste against the vastness of the universe and the cold truths that the Earth will be swallowed up by the sun, and all his achievements ultimately…

I don’t know if it’s the concussions or just some good, old fashioned, right wing indoctrination, but Aaron Rodgers used to present as pretty normal and even thoughtful.

I feel for the guy, but “I wrote some of these, and they’re the ones you’re laughing at” is the sweatiest thing I’ve ever heard from a host. Maybe I’m falling victim to recency bias.

I am pitching to Disney+ a series where Dopinder, Luis and Darcy have to go on a road trip adventure to rescue Madisynn