Something like this hearing is precisely what the old guard DC press would file under "political theatre".

I suppose maybe our priorities for hope are just aligned, but non-synonymous.

I mean - I was guessing screechy Dalek-voice. But yeah - whatever works in your headcanon.

Over-under on Comey allowing himself be grabbed by the kitty-kat?

This is the part where we learn the phone was semi-sentient, and tweeting itself the whole time.

I'd like to believe it.

I'm increasingly convinced 45's entire communication staff was recruited from the movie studio marketers who cherrypick reviews for campaigns.

The real question is how many emergency rooms in DC are equipped and prepared for the amount of stomach pumping this could very likely require of them today.

…I mean, unless that's the fun stuff you paid for.

Twenty rubles says that was the Judd Apatow pitch that wound up becoming Knocked Up.

Just goes to show the level of delusion.

I imagine this is going to be a shared cinematic universe with "White and Gold Dress, Blue and Brown Dress" as the tentpole.

We have those as well. Dan Rather. Robert Reich. Shaun King.

I don't think it an unreasonable coping response to systematic gaslighting by a government and highly specialized media wing dedicated to insisting that Water is Not Wet, the Sky is Not Blue, and Gravity Does Not Make Things Roll Downhill.

Friends and classmates that wound up in criminal law (on the defense side, no less) have been describing the CSI Effect the other way around. At least in the States.

Sometimes, I fear you're just daring Teti and O'Neal to just start spouting off endless listicles.

We have the worst-behaved miniature pinscher in modern history.

Well then.

Perhaps you'll be interested in participating in my consciousness-raising passive protest bake sale later this week.

1) It does seem more and more like there are fewer construction challenges, and that queens are generally coming in with more pre-preparation done as much as possible.